The CHEERS script that could have ruined us

Happily, there's no writers strike this year (it being leap year).  One
byproduct of a writers strike is that studios may shoot existing
scripts but may not change them. So jokes can’t be fixed, lines can’t
be tailored to actors, locations can’t be changed (too bad if an
exterior gets rained out – you can’t move inside to a new location), and
special effects have to be executed just as