Happy July 4th

Why the hell do people buy home fireworks?

How many fingers and eyebrows do they have to lose? How many trailer parks have to burn down before they learn?

What parent in his right mind with children would set off something called a 12 inch
“strike force missile”?

Or a “Mad Dog”
 “Bazooka Bear”
“Titanium
Cracker”
“Dragon’s Wrath”
“Big Mama Jama"
“Brutal Force”
“Nuke
Power”
“Pull String